Sex, Drugs and Rock N`Roll are three subjects which won`t be appearing on this page when the memoirs of one of Rowner Cricket Club`s longest serving members and it`s most miserable s*d are about to be published here. But over thirty years of memories from a truly remarkable Rowner cricketer are guaranteed to provide a fascinating insight into our Club from it`s very earliest days as a Hampshire League team. Did he ever actually wash up ? Was that huge graffiti "image" spray-painted on the pavilion wall which was there for years really based on him ? Is it really an uphill struggle against Steep ? None of these questions are likely to be answered but what is forthcoming just might blow your minds......
While we wait for Rowner CC`s crack team of Lawyers to pore over all three volumes of Ian`s memoirs changing names, dates and details to protect the innocent, feast your eyes on a page scanned from a 1976 (yes 1976) handbook which details Rowner`s final placing in what we are now virtually certain was our club`s first season in Hampshire League Cricket, 1975. Yes, that is us - 4th place. And that side, Bryant, Costello, Anthony, Bull, O`Neill, Dreir, Jones and Donaldson we should be very proud to consider as our direct ancestors !
(Once again huge thanks to Keith Williams for his invaluable assistance with the archive).
Two more relics from the archives ! - John Ward (left) and Ian Collins (right) - 54 years cumulative service.
John joined Rowner in 1981 and captained the side for many years, before skippering the side which finally broke out of East Division 2 in 1995. He went on to Chair the Club in 1997 and 1998 whilst standing as 1st XI umpire before he donned his whites again in 2000, finally retiring for good in 2005. He was made only the third ever Honorary Life Member in 2008. Another true Rowner legend and some would say the best man manager this club has ever had as captain.
Ian played his first ever league match in July 1980 and since then has moaned incessantly, broken wind with monotonous regularity and probably scored over 10,000 league runs solely because he knew that if he was batting he wouldn`t have to umpire. His thighpad has brought scientists to within a hairsbreadth of a cure for cancer using the bacillae growing on it. Although it is estimated he has played over 400 times in the league alone he has never ever washed up and he has mastered the art of ignoring a call for two, preferring to pinch the strike exactly 43,797 times over his almost 30 years at the club. Oh, and he`s also the most naturally gifted cricketer Rowner is proud to call it`s own.
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